come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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