Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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