Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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