apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
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New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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