Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
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He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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