I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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