If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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