im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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