Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
