RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Your penis caused this!
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