Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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