so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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