we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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