My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
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the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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