Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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