R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
i just google imaged poop.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
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I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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