it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
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her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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