i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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