How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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