Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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