People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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