Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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