If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
