wake up i wanna do it froggy style
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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