If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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