We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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