Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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