they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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