Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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