my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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