the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
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Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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