I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.