We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Randomize
