FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
