So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
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A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
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I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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