Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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