I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
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It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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