if you like me you must not know who I am
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
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He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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