Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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