what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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