using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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