i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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