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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
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