so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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