do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
