She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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