We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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