Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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