you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
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Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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