So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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