How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He has the fingertips of a God
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