i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize