she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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