wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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