I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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