I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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