You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
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