I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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